american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.

"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024

American

A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk

Bro, these Americans really think cereal goes before the milk!

by Scrolte February 6, 2024

American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.

“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”

by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024

American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive

Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.

by anonymous February 13, 2024

American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)

Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.

by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024