Bruh Moment

When something in your life goes slightly wrong.

When you see someone deal with misfortune.

"Hey did you hear Sharon got an abortion?" "Damn, that's a Bruh Moment"

"We can't go to McDonald's today, sorry" "Ah well I've just experienced a Bruh moment"

by Memecide May 5, 2020

Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition

Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.

by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023

Tibor Moment

- seeing an obese person
- seeing any weird emotions or hearing weird sentences/words that Tibor would do

Person 1: DAYUM HE'S HUGE
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Person 1: WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS HANDS? THAT'S SO WEIRD!
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Tibor: *says something so weird that is beyond human understanding*
Person 1 & 2: Tibor Moment

by RealAdderall December 8, 2023

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Cesar moment

When somebody does something really stupid that makes you think they’re underdeveloped, retarded or trolling

a Cesar moment

Person 1: you’re a dumbass
Person 1: your*

by kuinndylxer May 16, 2023

wanf moment

a.k.a. women are not funny moment

When a girl tries to be funny, put some funny content or something like that and it doesn't even make you smile a little bit.

If it makes you cringe, then it's "big wanf moment".

Girl in the TikTok video:
What people think I listen to in class: *shows Fuck tha Police from NWA*
What I actually listen to: *shows an anime intro song and dances to it*

Joe: Another wanf moment.

by jesse viccdea October 6, 2019

Tristan Moment

When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.

Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"

*LED explodes*

Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "

*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*

by Generic Definition Writer #1 March 15, 2022