Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Bobby's D 

Alcoholic beverage made with Sunny D and Vodka

Damm Bobby's D got me fucked up last night

Bobby's D by OG.BOB May 14, 2015

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

King Tut's Curse by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

but that's just a theory 

...A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

Consider your childhood ruined, and remember...
But that's just a theory! A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

but that's just a theory by Hobox May 28, 2018

Devil's Doorbell 

The clitoris

Billy: Why are you so happy today, John?
John: Last night, Brittany let me ring the Devil's Doorbell.
Billy: Nice!

-or-

Samantha: You look tired today!
Melissa: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Doorbell.
Samantha: Nice!

Devil's Doorbell by Homo_pirate October 30, 2012

Poe's Law 

Similar to Murphy's Law, Poe's Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

The following is an actual Internet post to Biblically defend a flat Earth:

"All I was saying was that either the earth is flat, and the bible is correct, or the earth is round, and the bible is incorect, i'm going to study the issue more and deside for myself which route I want to take. Either Atheist evolutionist, who agrees with all of mainstream sciences, or flat earth litteral bible believer.
I'm leaning toward being an atheist, because if I can't believe the bible to be completly litteraly true, then I can't believe Jesus when he speaks about heaven, etc..
That would make the moon landing a fake, and pretty much all of modern science false..."

Response:

"That's it, I'm claiming Poe's Law on this guy."

Poe's Law by Nathan Poe September 4, 2008

Troll's Remorse 

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.

Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.

Troll's Remorse by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009