Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018

tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.

The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018

Tits

Two small birds called tits.

Dude, look at those tits!

Dude, w0t?

Those birds!

Damn, you just ruined my life.

by NightmarishStudios July 24, 2018

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

by 1BadMF July 30, 2018

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

Æske Tits

Unknown Origin.
It is said to be a more refined version of Essketit
Has been cleverly translated to "Tits in a box"

Intelligent man 1: Æske Tits!
Intelligent man 2: Æske Tiits!?!?

by Skinken August 20, 2018

Æske Tits

Origin Unknown.
It is said to be a more sophisticated version of Essketit
The word is usually taking into use by intellectuals, the reason being the typical simpleton cannot comprehend such sophisticated use of words.

Intelligent man 1: Æske tits?
Intelligent man 2: Æske Tiiits!?!

by Skinken August 21, 2018