A creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern California. The elusive Ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on gay men as well as tacos. It is a beast to be feared.
Yo i justsawIvan Salcedo
OMG CALL THE POLICE KILL IT WITH FIRE
the act of forcing a sneeze by your best friend and shitting while the both of you are naked. shows deep friendship, after you do this act you must be friends forever, if not you die
#1: ily so much dude we cant just be "bsf" yk
#2 yeah I feel the same, we gotta do something about it.
#1:DIRTY SAULE!
#2:geniusssss