st. johns orphanage

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins

have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins

by wafflespot December 23, 2020

John Willett

A chicken fillet

Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."

by Real Human Person July 28, 2023

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John Ceccoli

Caroline's Boyfriend

John Ceccoli boinked Caroline because they are dating.

by Tara Himen October 3, 2018

John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022

John

He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky

Wow John is so cute

I know he is the best person ever

by Crackhead ginger October 26, 2019

John

John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.

Wassup John.

by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021