Zip Dick

When a zip fly bulges in such a way as to look like a huge erection.

Mr. Abc: Aw dude control yourself!

Mr. Xyz: Relax, it's just a zip dick.

by CassAndTom April 3, 2010

dick salt

the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis

Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.

by jiff9 October 21, 2010

dick sherman

Cornerback for Seattle Seahawks

Did anyone see that Dick Sherman play against the San Francisco 49ers? What a classless asshole!

by Jbezy January 22, 2014

Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis

Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."

by Danigans86 January 6, 2010

dicking around

Wasting time while amusing yourself.

If Bob is not at his desk you can find him in the bathroom dicking around.

by willa-mena October 29, 2003

Eat a dick

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.

Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.

by Big facs July 3, 2018

gregs dick

The big boy dick, the dick that makes girls, men, dogs, cats, houses, planets in devastation. This dick is so big that the solar system actually goes around the dick. The dick is so big that it could bring harambe back to life. It is Gregs dick.

Big Bertha sat upon the monster and she was brought to another dimension. That is the power of Gregs dick.

by Greg Khaled August 31, 2016