penis knuckle

1. An absolutely useless thing or person.

2. A knuckle protruding from the shaft of the penis.

My brother is a penis knuckle.

When John awoke in hospital to find he had a penis knuckle, he knew the skin graft was a success.

by Noso December 30, 2008

Penis breath

Originally from fumes eminating from the mouth as a result of felatio. Later to include various "flavours of penis" and the aroma thereof.

1. Hey, Julie has penis breath!
2. Oh yeah, well you have Mentos Penis Breath.
3. ... or Tic-Tac Penis Breath.
4. I don't get penis breath... I give it.

by Robbie Corner January 12, 2005

fake penis

Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis

Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!

by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

penis enlarger

A beautiful naked women with a perfect body, a perfect looking vagina, perfect face, perfect ass, and perfect tits.

Look at that chick over there, now thats a penis enlarger. I'd totally tap that and I bet she feels the same way bout me.

by IfuckMODELS March 30, 2010

Foot Penis

a penis grafted to your foot for those with a foot fetish

Girl 1: That dude has a crazy ass foot fetish, he got himself a foot penis

Girl 2: OMFGWTFBBQ!!

by Ericcil23 December 19, 2008

penis chin

a chin that has a vertical crease or clef in it, but not quite a dimple. so it kinda looks like the head of a penis. a rare find.

That's not a dimple! It's definitely a penis chin.

by droit84 May 16, 2007

G Penis

A fake penis used by women to have lesbian sexual intercourse.

My G Penis just got stuck in an electrical outlet!!! Oh FUCK! My G Penis is helping me in lesbian sex.

by Hanchi July 4, 2006