shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

slab shit

Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss

"Yo did that nigga just give birth through his booty?" "Nah nigga that was just a slab shit."

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shit slug

When, after a fresh excretion, one scoots on their butt across any desired surface, leaving a thick trail of shit

Wow Evan was so mad after I shit slugged on the carpet in his condo!!

by Cuckster123456 May 25, 2019

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

bin shit

The most powerful insult to ever exist. You can feel the rush of power flow through your body onto the other person as you speak those very words.

“hey, bin shit”

by bin shitter June 21, 2019

Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.

Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

Chad Shit

Doing something that a Chad would do like throwing some parties in the mansion or beach house, playing sports that a Chad would play like lacrosse and baseball or doing something country as hell or flexing your net worth

friend: I’m going to the beach house this weekend and ima use my jet ski and chug some bud lights and ‘ronas

Me: Damn that’s some Chad Shit

by RealChad April 30, 2019