John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world

"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"

John Reese by Housel June 2, 2021

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

John Leinn Patrick 

He is the best boy that I've ever had. He always make me smile even though we alwayd fought. He love me even though I am makulit hehehe how I wish he will be my last. This is for you Baby Happy 3rd Anniversary!! More anniversary to come for us Iloveyou always my neg!

John Leinn Patrick always protect you no matter what.

John Leinn Patrick by KillaDoychie June 7, 2021

John Michael Padilla Jordas 

Maria Nichole's Future husband period.

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE

John Michael Padilla Jordas by JORDAKS June 7, 2021

John Miko

A John Miko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Miko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Miko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Miko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.

Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Miko.

John Miko by KarmaJ.M.B June 8, 2021

John Mock 

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.

John mock is a big player

John Mock by Havemykids June 13, 2021

John bologna 

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

John bologna by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021