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John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world
"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"
John Reese by Housel June 2, 2021

Samaritan 

There are two meanings of Samaritan:

A person who is kind and caring to anyone they meet

An evil AI supercomputer who knows how to solve the world's problems
"That guy is such a samaritan"

"Samaritan is the future"
Samaritan by Housel June 2, 2021

In silence

It's a good game, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the monster
"Swiggity swooty, the rake from in silence is coming for my booty"
In silence by Housel January 13, 2021