200 ping god

imaqtkat, the 200 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.

imaqtkat is the 200 ping god

by eaurus October 18, 2023

god

an adult's santa clause

kid: daddy i believe santa clause is real
parent: youre a dumbass

random guy: but you believe in god you jackass, youre as stupid as your kid

by hardheadedass August 5, 2025

Llama God

Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.

I am definitely a Llama God.

by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.

Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?

by THOTIEM March 27, 2020

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

God Gaming

When someone goes absolutely INSANE in a video game, often being a rare occurrence but leading to a huge morale boost to you and your team.

"Im on God Gaming right now"

by Poogaz July 29, 2022