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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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emo

“yo emo.”
by maiehajshsh April 14, 2022
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Emo sex

When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
We had emo sex
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emo <.3

emo ppl r ppl called kou
anyone named kou is emo
wow kou ur rlly emo <.3
by halfgay123456789 August 11, 2021
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Emo

A black hoodie wearing slut who creampies their toaster strudel and turns into a Twinkie for forgetting to pull out like the dumbass they are. They're rare to find so here is way you can identify one. They are kinky lazy assholes who love fucked up videos they call “dark memes".
King is the definition of an emo.
by HM69 September 27, 2017
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