shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.

Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.

by -Cylon- September 13, 2006

new cock

to find a new broad and get some pussy. basically scoring some new pussy. from the playa JT FROM N2DEEP

bout to get me some new cock cuddy

by joey wildwood April 14, 2010

Basement Cock

When you try to have sex in an icy basement and your dick won't get hard.

Chris really wanted to have sex with Danielle but he had basement cock.

by dillan504 April 7, 2011

Moose cock

In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.

I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.

by Jonny Hyzer December 11, 2010

cock pic

The deciding factor in whether or not you choose to hook up with someone you've been chatting up for sex on a gay website.

John: "So dude, you're pretty hot. Wanna hook up? I can host or travel."
Brad: "Hey man! I'd love to. And I can travel. Why don't you email me your address and cock pic?"
John: "On the way!

by Jtotheptothe k July 20, 2008

cock wash

I chick sucking your penis is called a ccok wash. It is the act of having your penis cleaned via oral sex. The background of this term is derived from South Philadelphia, Pa., USA

Hey Johnny, did Christine give you a cock wash last night?

by ed jude February 16, 2005

jolly cocking

A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"

"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."

by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008