dick sherman

Cornerback for Seattle Seahawks

Did anyone see that Dick Sherman play against the San Francisco 49ers? What a classless asshole!

by Jbezy January 22, 2014

Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis

Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."

by Danigans86 January 6, 2010

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

dick diver

one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it

that dude is a dick diver

by dick diver1 April 16, 2014

sink dick

An act performed by a woman for the woman. A aroused man receives fellatio near a sink running cold water. As the man is about to climax the female takes the extendable sink handle and blasts the male's gentiles with cold water so he fails to climax and shrinks to his resting length. The women then continues giving dome until the man is about to climax. Again the female blasts his male pride with the cold water. The process is repeated for an hour and the man never climaxes.

Girl 1: I'm just trying to find a man who will treat me with respect.
Girl 2: I heard bobby is willing to perform sink dick.
Girl 1: wow, what a selfless gentleman! I'll hit him up

by bigmeat69er March 3, 2017

gregs dick

The big boy dick, the dick that makes girls, men, dogs, cats, houses, planets in devastation. This dick is so big that the solar system actually goes around the dick. The dick is so big that it could bring harambe back to life. It is Gregs dick.

Big Bertha sat upon the monster and she was brought to another dimension. That is the power of Gregs dick.

by Greg Khaled August 31, 2016