monkeys on crack

>>>>>>>>>>>j00 loldumb I like them.

monkeys on crack are hot.

by mangadood March 31, 2005

Monkey Hurlage

Throw Up. See ronan.

Man, that is some disgusting Monkey hurlage.

by Mark Z August 24, 2005

house monkey

A tree surgeon who is off work due to injury, illness, or bad weather. Also, from the proverb: 'House monkey have plenty time procrastinate about study'.

Katie hates being a house monkey.... she can't wait until her knee is fixed so she can get back up a tree.

by Kater street February 7, 2010

monkey cake

used to decribe someone who has sexual intercourse with monkeys. someone who picks a monkeys arse.

oh my god! i just love monkey cake. you should try it. hmmmm its good.

by ya mum's mum November 22, 2007

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Grease Monkey

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008

Grease Monkey

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

by gcrocker May 22, 2011