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Revenge poop

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.
After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.
by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019
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Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.
Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”
by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019
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goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.
Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.
by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020
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Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
by Stanovich June 30, 2020
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Monkey poop

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
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