Spiky Poop 

An evil embodiment of vile feces, spawned when a person eats too many baconburgers and donuts. They are generally long and snake-like, covered in spikes, and have no front or end. The more it consumes, the larger it grows, until it cannot be stopped.

He stared into the toilet with horror as he saw the newly spawned spiky poop writhing within the bowl.

Spiky Poop by Mr. Ornelas May 28, 2018

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

Gnarly poop by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

Pre-poop Chills 

That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.

I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.

Pre-poop Chills by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018

Revenge poop 

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.

After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.

Revenge poop by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

nervous poop 

The act of excessive pooping as a result of anticipation or anxiety about a race, relay, or other track event.

Coach Dave: Better leave time for those nervous poops, there’s only one stall.

nervous poop by rm_trackmemes May 8, 2019

Water Poop 

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

Water Poop by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

goldfish poop pest 

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.

When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?

goldfish poop pest by Major Madcat July 16, 2019