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The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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John Burdette

John burdette is also known as a real talent behind the wheel of a race car. Known as the “real race car driver” he can rock a mullet, cowboy hat and suspenders. Fans in public places are admired by him as are most democrats.
I can win in your b main care because I’m John Burdette.
by The real rv1 January 12, 2023
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John Nye

The sexiest human alive at this time. John Nye will do anything to please those he loves and is in a deep and intimate relationship with Lewis Arnold.
Wow is that John Nye!? He is gorgeous!
by SGT_James_Walton May 17, 2021
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John

John is handsome
by Cess cube November 23, 2021
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John

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023
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Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked
by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024
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