When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.
by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017
Get the out johnmug. someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
Get the johnmug. by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
Get the John Mufflermug. by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025
Get the Johnmug. john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!
girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020
Get the johnmug. by doge7439286 February 24, 2025
Get the john sigmamug. Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
Get the John Thumbmug.