monkey run

A frantic dash, usually from one side of a city to another. Also emergency travel between two countries organised at the last minute to try to prevent something terrible from happening.

Reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. Arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.

Monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.

Sandra suddenly realised that she left the CD-Rom with all the photos in her husbands lap top. If he turned it on the game was up. She decided she would have to do a monkey run to London that night.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

monkeys on crack

>>>>>>>>>>>j00 loldumb I like them.

monkeys on crack are hot.

by mangadood March 31, 2005

monkey wank

1. A situation note entirely going the desired way.

2. Of something which is totally useless.

As the chief engineer watched the new bridge come crashing down on its first opening plunging 100 cars and occupents into the river below, he was heard to comment "This is turning into a pile of stale monkey wank"

by Norbert Colon October 15, 2004

trailor monkey

Usually known as "trailor trash" a trailor monkey is found to be a man/or sporting a particularly large or mullet

"Come back here you fuckin' trailor monkey!"

by http://dave.vietstarr.net November 8, 2004

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Grease Monkey

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

by gcrocker May 22, 2011

Grease Monkey

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008