Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

god log

God log- a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front lawn

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 15, 2016

gods bra

the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy

God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra

by nuxov December 7, 2016

plat god

your ability in league of legends is one of a god, alot of times considered greater than challenger.
the only one till now considered plat god is malomen!

those mechanics are one of a plat god

by bananaschipmonk December 22, 2016