A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro
by Fursey O'Veebee October 6, 2022
Get the Bro-Mommug. When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
by Watchinfool December 14, 2023
Get the bro bustin timemug. A game in which one person challenges another, usually to try and gain something the other person has, or to attract women. The person who starts the challenge will go second. One player will kick the other as hard as possible in the testicles. Then if the other player is still standing, they will kick the other person in the testies. This process repeats until one person gives up, or until your man beans explode.
Man A: yoooo bro that’s a cool rock
Man B: yeah, but you can’t have it
Man A: oh yeah? Bro Sham Bo me for it then biatch
Man B: alright bet
Man A: OWWWIE OUCH OHHH MY MAN BEANS EXPLODED OWWWWW I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE YOU WIN
Man B: pfft, loser
Woman A: oh wow Man B, you are so cool and attractive, want to have sexual intercourse?
Man B: yeah, but you can’t have it
Man A: oh yeah? Bro Sham Bo me for it then biatch
Man B: alright bet
Man A: OWWWIE OUCH OHHH MY MAN BEANS EXPLODED OWWWWW I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE YOU WIN
Man B: pfft, loser
Woman A: oh wow Man B, you are so cool and attractive, want to have sexual intercourse?
by Bro Sham Bo Enthusiast May 3, 2024
Get the Bro Sham Bomug. A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
by The slang teacher May 26, 2022
Get the Why y’all on bro’s tip?mug. The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
by The P&P May 17, 2013
Get the Lounging Bromug. Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging
“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”
“I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”
“I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”
by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022
Get the bro yogurtmug. When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.
Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"
Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"
Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"
by BestClimberEver June 20, 2022
Get the Bro Smashmug.