French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

the brad paradox

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process

Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example

by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021

Thomas bradburn

The sexiest guy alive and the biggest penis in the world

Thomas bradburn is a stud

by Sexiest man alive stud November 23, 2021

clay beads

Clay Beads, a bead made out of clay to make gorgeous braclet sold on Etsy and only social media platforms, they can come in all different shades of colors

Bestie: “ do you like my clay beads braclet?”
Other Bestie:” yes it’s so cute, I love that pink on you!”

by KarlIsHonkingHot November 24, 2021

circul beads

Fork is circular beads. No cap.

Have you heard of circul beads?
Yeah, I've heard of Fork

by TealBubbleTea November 30, 2021