Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
Get the Bernards Middle Schoolmug. kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
Get the Kelly A. Burlison Middle Schoolmug. Place full of cool enough people, people with hobbies (let's not be mean to furries and anime kids guys), annoying kids that skip in the bathrooms and break the rules (a lot), idiots, overly smart people, and decent teachers. Shoutout to Mr. Mace guys I love the class, love the teacher, hate 6th period so much I'm in it and there's like a maximum of like 8 good people. If you stay with your type of people your experience won't be shit. Could be better, overall 7/10
by hikikohardcore April 25, 2024
Get the Crossler Middle Schoolmug. Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.
A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 4, 2020
Get the Happy middlesmug. 
Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
Get the Mountain View Middle Schoolmug. person 1 : omg did u here a group of girls got caught with vapes
person 2 : omg i missed out
person 3 : thats so lame
person 4 : wait that was richlands middle right?
person 1 : yeah
person 2 : omg i missed out
person 3 : thats so lame
person 4 : wait that was richlands middle right?
person 1 : yeah
by ur1mommy December 11, 2021
Get the richlands middlemug.