Norwegian Donk Slapper 

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

Norwegian Donk Slapper by Bailmom November 6, 2011

slapping the salami 

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

slapping the salami by carol April 4, 2004

Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

Slaps Ass 

As in something "slaps ass". This term is used to describe something that is good.

The opposite of "fucks ass"

May be abbreviated as just "slaps"

Damn Girl, these nachos really slap ass

This song really slaps ass

Slaps Ass by 71Jilly April 6, 2019

That shit slaps 

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.

Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!

That shit slaps by Lotsofur August 20, 2020

slaphappy 

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high

Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"

slaphappy by sami and syd July 2, 2006

Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

Booth Slapper by Uncle Des July 18, 2009