Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

by bitch you know it August 6, 2010

sex jumper

A person who gets up and leaves right after anonymous sex or a one night stand. Not boyfriend material, a sex jumper is purely out for his/her own sexual satisfaction and then they are gone.

Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.

Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.

by nwjerseyliz February 26, 2008

Music Sex

Its when you love music so much and you're not a music virgin.

I've had music sex and I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

by CarelessNinja June 18, 2009

playful sex

Opposite of reproductive intercourse.

The act of intercourse between two people without the intention to reproduce.

After Women's Suffrage, views on sex started changing. Many married couples started having intercourse without the means of reproduction. This playful sex has transformed the view of women since the 1920's.

by Word Wise November 6, 2013

nap sex

To have sexual intercourse whilst napping

Are you awake? Can I have nap sex with you?

by Mr always right February 27, 2015

Sex tape

Footage of a celebrity / celebrities who are otherwise not known as pornographic performers engaging in sexual acts. Often takes the form of an amateur porn home movie. May be used as a form of publicity by particularly cynical / fame-seeking individuals.

Did you guys catch the Paris Hilton sex tape?

by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

by Team KC January 9, 2009