Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Rock 'n Roll in her soul

Owning a bar, having tattoos, loving the 50s era style, riding a motorbike, and loving a good pair of boots.

She has Rock 'N Roll in her soul, because she owns a bar, has tattoos, loves the 50s era style, rides a motorbike, and loves a good pair of boots.

by Ethan Sails September 1, 2023

Swiss Roll

When you cum in a pile of shit. I mean, what did you expect?

Hey David, wanna do the Swiss Roll again tonight?

No, sorry man, my daddy will spank me again.

by WhoeverUsedCocoanutTagWillPay December 26, 2019

Roll

100 pills of any kind

hey, did you hear they gave tommy a roll of antibiotics for his infection?
No, wow , thats a lot of amoxicillin

by fernjacket January 3, 2017

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023