Tattooed on my brain

A memory that one has that one can never forget and every so often it comes around and you have to deal with it.

Man1:I saw my grandmas pie and I can't get it out of my mind it's tattooed on my brain.
Man2: It's your memory so don't give it to me.
Man1:I wish the brain had an erase botton.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

Squeeing in my pants

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.

I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.

by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

no hassle in my castle

To not cause disharmony in your home life between you and your significant other.

I was going to buy a new motorcycle without talking to my wife, but I decided I didn't want no hassle in my castle.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2010

eat my root

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

lick my length

Lick my Length - The licking of the penis from end to end

1. Lick my length Bitch !!!!

2. Lick my length you crocadillapig

3. Lick my length pleaseeeeee baby !!!

by Simonmanchester February 6, 2008

Suck My Boot

Used to mean many things:
it can be as inappropriate as you want it, it can be used jokingly or seriously,
or simply, someone can go chew on your shoe...
your pick,

"Hey, What's up?"
"SUCK MY BOOT"

by Stephanie XD February 23, 2009

Changed my mind

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

by Doctor Shockwave January 22, 2009