by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole December 9, 2020
Get the Scrotum Kisses mug.After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.
"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"
by Notthebohb December 14, 2020
Get the Neapolitan Kiss mug.by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020
Get the kiss ur friends day mug.When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.
by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020
Get the Kissing the TV mug.When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .
by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020
Get the Kiss me in the dark . mug.A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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