Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018

KISS

An acronym which means "Keep it simple, stupid!"

This document is too complicated, KISS!!!!

I am so confused so I am going to need you to KISS!

by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023

Kissing day

Kissing on jan4

Random girl: wanna kiss since it’s kissing day?
Random boy: yeah sure I guess..?

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

Kiss on the cob

A nice lil blow job

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob

by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019

National kiss day

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship

Single or taken kiss someone

On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them

by Maneuabitch September 16, 2021

Hershey kiss

When one homosexual (male) partner inserts a Hershey kiss into his anus, and the other partner uses his tongue to pull the Hershey kiss out. That partner then let's the candy melt in his mouth, then gives his partner a passionate French kiss, sharing g the candy.

Matt: Oh my love, would you like a Hershey kiss?
Dylan: Mmmm, that's my favorite treat!

by Autumndark December 14, 2024