Dog water

Dog water means your bad a a video game

Your dog water kid you have no earnings

by You bad kid January 6, 2021

Water

Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

Water is wet???

Hmmm 🤔

by Furlite July 27, 2025

toilet water enima

when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass

i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima

by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018

Water

Its purified pee

"what is water?"

by Saikisc00ch December 1, 2020

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021