by @connor_paris June 06, 2019
The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
by DownInTheDumps February 08, 2022
A person who regularly pursues and engages in sexual activity with butter. faces and is a player about it.
e.g. "Ken was the biggest butter juggler in town, always bragging about his exploits and showing off body-only snaps"
by Dangles December 07, 2018
To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 30, 2022
When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 17, 2019
More commonly referred to by the name Sperm, or Jiz. Nut butter is a more acceptable, more cosmopolitan, more pc term to move forward in the ages...............man I almost believe my own BS, almost.
“So I was watching this porno, when the next second, this poor chick gets a full protein nut butter facial, by the pizza delivery guy, who woulda seen that coming”?
by Matty Bro September 27, 2019
Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
by luqerbqli March 18, 2019