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Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.
Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?
Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!
by Swamy swimwamlitts December 17, 2020
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One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019
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inside-of-pocket hand-clasp

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.
Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
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The Boi Hand Is Being Raised

When you are about to boi someone for doing something boi-worthy.
Tim: "What's Obama's last name?"
Me: "THE BOI HAND IS BEING RAISED!!!!!!!!!"
by GREGRICK June 6, 2018
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open-palm hand-clasp

What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
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new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England
Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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