Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

sucked and ducked

When someone uses you for sexual purposes, then becomes distant or starts ghosting you.

Person 1: You got sucked and ducked.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He used you for head and then stopped talking to you.

by dogsearcher24 December 1, 2017

Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick after he cums

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad I gave him a Suck and Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

suck urself

A Jamaican phrase when some is angry they say this

Desmond: Yo you pussy bwoy
Sheldon : Go suck urself

by Harris Beckenham student February 2, 2021

Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick at the end.

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad so I gave him a Suck And Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

Suck

A youtuber named ZDOGNATION says SUCK not FUCK

Oh SUCK me

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019