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Hanky Shit

Example A, getting set up by the police.

Example B, a person who stole money from a blind elderly lady.

Both are examples of hanky shit
by Master Fensei August 10, 2017
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Ragu Shit

Anything considered cheap. The opposite of boujee.
Don't Uber Pool, that's some Ragu Shit.
by RaguShit March 17, 2019
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Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...
I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!
by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019
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Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018
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Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. From that one prick who always scabs the last chips without asking, to Dazza from up the road who comes around uninvited and gets piss drunk on all your beer every friday arvo before passing out in the middle of your front yard, all the way down to the two fuckwads who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else; they're all shit cunts.
Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: What a pair of shit cunts
by NuggBorger June 17, 2018
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Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019
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Swade Shit

The act of helping someone only if it will benefit yourself in the future. Keeping tabs on every favor you do for somebody.
Can you believe johnny says I owe him a beer just cause he bought me one two years ago... ain't that some swade shit.
by Grandma's Poon juice February 19, 2019
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