triple double-u

a phrase to abbreviate the prefix www for web addresses.

Go to triple double-u dot google dot com.

by Matt Rissler June 19, 2008

Double-barrel shotgun

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.

I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.

by Beenshot July 10, 2015

The Dirty Double Cross

The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.

Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.

by asstastic August 22, 2012

Double j/k

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.

Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;

by ReySquared May 16, 2009

Doubles Pocket Pool

An up-close and personal game in which an individual "hosts" a visitor's hand(s) in their pants in a rousing game of ball handling (Pocket Pool). Variations include "mixed" doubles and "grass court" venue...

Hey babe, how's about a game of Doubles Pocket Pool?

by oliver9 June 11, 2010

TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.

I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.

by Bnull December 14, 2008

texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.

i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper

by badtouch October 8, 2008