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Grandma's cheese wheel 

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.
"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."
Grandma's cheese wheel by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017

Mac n cheese 

A word to describe two friends who are perfectly matched
Wow liv and toni are like mac n cheese, they're so much better together
Mac n cheese by Liv_ingitup October 15, 2018

ur niece smell like cheese 

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.

Mallory's Mac and Cheese

A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.
Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*

Fire egg cheese clown 

When a woman spreads her legs but all that's there is a family of rats, this position is extremely popular among people in Ethiopia.
Chuck: have you ever commit none virgin? Dave: no I tried but I got fire egg cheese clowned

king of cheese 

someone who cums so much you could run a cheese factory
king of cheese by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020