ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008

shit assed

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

by DH&MW November 6, 2007

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bitch ass

to basically be a pussy, to be a bitch.. umm to bac out on something or not be down(:

mann, your such a bitch ass

quit being a btich ass and fight me!

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009

ass up

To create a complete mess; establish a state of disorder akin to immersing oneself in a world of unpleasant ass.

Don't do it, man. Adding that coconut milk would seriously ass up the marinara sauce.

OR: The project was moving along smoothly until Jared completely assed everything up.

by speedgoat January 18, 2008

ass pirate

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

Waffle Ass

Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.

"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."

or

"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."

by Jason Landrie February 13, 2006