shit domes

Ass condoms that collect your shit much like condoms collect sperm. Ensuring a shitless pair of pants.

Hey man, don't forget to bring your shit domes! Just in case you shit yourself!

by Dunner4142 January 23, 2016

we at the shit

To obtain the dream your after.

We at the shits going ham in roskey, word to big bird.

by Papa yogi March 31, 2016

bin shit

The most powerful insult to ever exist. You can feel the rush of power flow through your body onto the other person as you speak those very words.

“hey, bin shit”

by bin shitter June 21, 2019

Shit a house

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.

1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”

by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019

Dippy Shit

The form of defecation where your shit departes your body at a rate of flowing water and the state of foamy milk of a cappuccino when mixed with the coffee it's self making it a shit to remember. This bowl exercise can make people refer to it as "looks good enough to dip a biscuit" and or " it looks like the residue left at the bottom of the cup after a weak coffee." Sometimes when experiencing a Dippy Shit it can hurt as when it exits your body it does so at a rate of knots which can cause anal friction and can possibly rash.

"last night I had a chicken tikka, this morning it has discovered the inside and outside of my anus, gravity did a lot of the work, I think that's what you call a Dippy Shit"

by Isheet'ma Draaws July 5, 2019

A Line of Shit

(noun) A vague platitude with no meaning or purpose behind it. An attempt to save face, get last word, or placate. A verbal attempt to avoid confrontation. A cop-out answer.

Person A: I guess I'll just pray for you.

Person B: Don't give me a line of shit.

by rhastings88 November 20, 2019

Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.

Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019