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one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye
-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home
by B ridin November 7, 2007
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Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.
I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!
by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011
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brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
by turnyourface August 6, 2010
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Fish Eye Lens

A camera lens that produces the sickest photos
take a cool picture with that fish eye lens!
by dumdumdummm May 13, 2011
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Eye roll emoji

an emoji used by people have nothing intelligent to say in response to an intelligent comment. Thesaurus: uncivilized; philistine; idiot demon; idiot; laymen person; eyes don't roll down.
"Hey I love tacos!" Eye roll emoji response.
by Mwjop May 11, 2017
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G-eye blow

Was gizzed on in their eye after givin head
Yo man how'd things go with that fine bich Brenda?

Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!
by D Money April 1, 2003
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bless my eyes

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever
Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.
by Jacsmith December 5, 2017
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