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quarter slap

To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'
Dude, I totally just quarter slapped my wife last night, she loved it
by Quarter Slap July 26, 2016
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slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.
by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018
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dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019
mugGet the dick slapmug.

Fart slap

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."
by slappybullworm January 30, 2025
mugGet the Fart slapmug.

SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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