Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock

"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"

by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Dirty Tamisa

When you nut inside her and command her to fart so that your cum bubbles. You then proceed to slurp it

“I just pulled a Dirty Tamisa on her yesterday.”

by UglyFlacko April 15, 2020

Tal Tamilia

A large man, who is very skunked and has an obsession with rhubarb and custard sweets

“did you hear about tal tamilia?”
“yeah fam he’s skunked”

by bigwillydon July 20, 2020

tal tamilia

someone who is skunked, also known as a rasshead

‘tal tamilia is a rass’

by bigwillydon July 20, 2020

dirty tameshala

A beautiful young lady that loves to give head a the car.

If she starts drinking she’s going to give me a dirty tameshala.

by Tameshala October 25, 2020