Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
Get the Canoe Slappedmug. by Bailey Wooof May 17, 2022
Get the slapmug. by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020
Get the Slap your sandwichmug. the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.
Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.
Dirty as fuck.
by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022
Get the Port Chester Slapmug. Whenever one spots a Tesla cyber truck, they must slap whoever is next to them and say the catchphrase above. CYBER SLAP!
Similar to the punching that occurs when one spots a Volkswagen beetle, and then punches their friend, this is the modern day equivalent.
A term coined by unpopular/indie author, Kaitlyn Johnson.
Similar to the punching that occurs when one spots a Volkswagen beetle, and then punches their friend, this is the modern day equivalent.
A term coined by unpopular/indie author, Kaitlyn Johnson.
by Lucy Cunningham May 26, 2025
Get the Cyber slapmug. You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.
by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025
Get the Kentucky Pussy Slapmug. Friday October 4th 2019 is national slap ass day. It is a day to be drawn into slapping butts so go out and enjoy your special day
by Black Zeus123 October 3, 2019
Get the National slap ass daymug.