Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

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Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat of nail polish

Now let's put on a glossy Taco

by tkdgrl2013 July 30, 2017

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Glossy Taco

When you add a glossy top coat on your nail.

This Glossy Taco is dries quickly.

by Nail tech April 18, 2018

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glossy taco

the top coat for nail polish

what simplynailogical calls a top coat

a glossy coat

now we just apply the glossy taco

if you didn't want as much texture, add on a glossy taco

by yohyoh April 18, 2018

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Glossy Taco

Refers to a glossy top coat used in nails and nail art.

Now let's finish this nail with a glossy taco .

by IncaNeon April 18, 2018

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Glossy taco

Slang for glossy top coat-for your nails. Used by many in the nail art community and was coined by Cristine Rotenberg of the popular YouTube channel Simplynailogical

Example one:
After we the polish dries I'm going to put a glossy taco on it.
Example two:
Person one: What kind of glossy taco did you use?
Person two: I just picked up a random one from the drug store.

by Pterodactyls April 18, 2018

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