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Bear Mom 

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn
Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.
Related Words

ya mom butthole 

dude: omg guess what

man: what
dude: i just ate ya mom butthole

ur mom gay 

genji main : lmao ur so bad at this

you : ur mom gay
ur mom gay by bigshagger July 20, 2018

ur mom libma

"ur mom libma" is an insult used by the internet, which means "your mom has ligma."

Ligma: fake medical term used by people on the internet to target a Twitch user named ninja.
ninja: a user on Twitch that plays Fortnite.
Fortnite: an TPS game
TPS: third person shooter
Tyson: "Guys, we need to stick together and use teamwork!"
Bart: "ur mom libma"
Tyson: "wat"
ur mom libma by pushpush December 1, 2018

Your mom 

YoUr mOm G4Y
Your mom by BIGBOI ;) February 4, 2019

Ur-Mom-itis 

Ur-Mom-itis is a common disease spread by Anthony 101 (you’ll have to get this joke only if you read Anthony 101) To get rid of this disease, Anthony 101 needs to say “Ur mom!” Three times willingly.
AHHHHH I GOT UR-MOM-ITIS!!!!!!