Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican business hours

A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation

Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours

by bendecker January 12, 2023

Mexican sound off

When two men have a mexican sound off they put a sounding rod down their urethra and stand opposite to each other, they will then start violently jerking off and the first dude to ejaculate out the sounding rod and hit the opponent will win, this is a very intense form of battle

Old amos and old james were having a mexican sound off in the wild west.

by big dick chad123 June 16, 2025

Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025

mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most synonymous with Smuggling goods.

Ricky "I don't know how much I want to bring this in the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Cohleen she has more pockets and wont taint my high and I will be able to look you all in the eyes after this over"

by Crochet.R.E.A.M April 22, 2018

Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

mexican rainforest

To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.

I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.

by Dirty Mormon July 3, 2017