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Slappy Nappy 

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’
Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!
Related Words

Bitch Slappin Mad

Excited beyond self-control or the restraint of reason; inflamed by violent or uncontrollable desire to bitch slap someone, especially your co-workers but does not precede in the act.
I am so bitch slappin mad!
Bitch Slappin Mad by sakite October 4, 2008

Pad Slapper 

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.
Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!
Pad Slapper by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

happy slappy 

To pleasure oneself until you orgasm, or being wanked off/ pleased by someone else
Jessie gave John a happy slappy during class... What a slut
happy slappy by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016

kinda slaps

commonly used to describe something mutually hated but also loved
“Bro have you seen wizards of waverly place”
“That shows for kids dude”
“Yeah but it kinda slaps though”
“True”
kinda slaps by Djheguy. January 21, 2020

Bitch slapping the trout 

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals
Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!