A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a bluegoat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)
Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’
Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!
Excited beyond self-control or the restraint of reason; inflamed by violent or uncontrollable desire to bitch slapsomeone, especially your co-workers but does not precede in the act.