Shit Disc

Shit in a zip-lock bag and proceed to freeze the bag between two books to form a flat brown biscuit.

Hey Glen! I just slid a shit disc under tavis's door lol.

by Nazzabat August 18, 2016

The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

by Dots365 October 21, 2016

shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016

Glacier Shit

A bowel movement that progresses at the speed of a glacier

I ate so much cheese this weekend my Monday morning elimination was a glacier shit!

by DukeEfan December 19, 2016

Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017

Shit games

The tier above "mind games" that reults in aggravation or annoyance. Usually pointless bullshit.

Ed: Becky, you've been angry at me and seem very upset. What's wrong?

Becky: Nothing, everything's fine.

Alex: What's wrong with Becky, why is she mad at you?

Ed: She's just playing shit games.

by Tomisthetitts November 11, 2015

shitting poopfuck

Shitting Poopfuck is when a couple (or more) people shit on each other naked. It is like a cumshot, but with shit. It is very hard to find, and is best not to search on Google images

so i was watching shitting poopfuck yesterday, and my mom walked in!

by (dude)dhs1976 December 29, 2015