Monkey's Fist

The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"

Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!

by Redwall II April 19, 2012

h-monkey

a different way of saying what the hell. instead, use h-monkey.

X - watch this video on u-tube.

xwatches videox

Y- what the h-monkey?!?

by blondie628 March 13, 2011

Monkey Pile

an excited way to like a Barrel Full of Monkeys, a big jumbled pile of hard parts all akimbo, like dungeons and dragons lead figures or nails made of gold. A stack of paintings un-straitened or skewey.

I just got a monkey pile of paints!

by mr. w w w .fakeart.net net net July 13, 2011

Shiste Monkeys

An expression of shock or surprise

Fred: "Can you believe I just finished a supermonster?"

Hewbert: "Shiste Monkeys!"

by calebmknight August 21, 2011

Copy Monkey

The correct expression that is used to describe someone who copies the actions of another. "Copy Cat" is not the correct expression as monkeys copy actions and cats don't.

"Don't be a copy monkey saying the same thing I'm saying"
"I just said that you copy monkey"

by A-Sub15 September 22, 2011

Arctic monkey

Verb
1. To pretend to have the same superficial interests as a person, with the goal to have sex with them. Coined for the pretentious tastes that many art hoes and alt girls have, including the band Arctic Monkeys.

Guy 1: "Bro this pink-haired chick let me smash last night after I told her I liked Steven Universe"
Guy 2: "Dude you totally arctic monkey'd her!"

by ElliotRodgerCW October 29, 2019

stooge monkey

a goofy ass idiot with the body resemblence of an ape

Your a stooge monkey!

by Psycho Crazie #1 & 2 April 19, 2004