Beando 

A Male that Punches A Female In the Snatch And Then Chokes Her Out and Then Finishes Fucking Her.

Tasha: "Hey Crystal What Did You Do Last Night"

Crystal: "Brandon Picked Me Up And Took Me To A movie Then We Went To The Park And He Beandoed Me" "I Loved It, I Cant Wait to Do it Again!!!"

Beando by Brandon McGee February 26, 2009

beanerd 

A nerdy Mexican.

Don't be such a beanerd dude, just take the answers for tomorrow's test!

beanerd by master_definer October 17, 2010

Beaner Jew 

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

Beaner Jew by jlklt1 February 14, 2012

cheesy beans

The best student meal.
ingrediants -
beans
cheese(prefable - cheesy)

I'm a student who does nufin i'll have sum chessy beans from that delia smith book

cheesy beans by jojothemonkey January 13, 2005

Beans 

Something unfavorable or undesirable, typically used as a response and popularized by Twitch streamer Vinesauce.
Semi-interchangeable with Bullshit.

"The developer refuses to fix the game-breaking bugs." "That's kinda beans."
"I lost my job because my manager has been stealing money and blamed me." "Dude that's beans."
"Kinda beans how they're making me pay for the same game twice."

Beans by the64thshadow March 19, 2021

Beanpods 

Beanpods, legume favoured in humour by irc freaks. Often drawn in ms paint by stalkerish metal fans.

"Beanpods!"
"Fair enough"
"And lots more!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY"
"XD"
"^^"

Beanpods by Deth October 6, 2006

Beanomonster

a person who consumes all of the alchohol or drugs at a party or gathering and promptly leaves or goes to bed early.
this does not involve passing out as that would be a "barry" or a "whitey".

gurnsey is such a beanomonster, he came round last nite and drank all the cidre and buggered off.

Beanomonster by The fonz appreciation society January 1, 2008