GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

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A cyber bomb is a phrase, mainly meaning the database leak of a website, or a rogue hacker finding a vulnerability in a certain website and literally banning/doing anything in their power to ruin whatever they're ruining.

Bro my website just got cyber bombed by some dude who found a vulnerability in my code

lol I just cyber bombed a website by finding a vulnerability on their shit

by bruhthebruhman99 August 21, 2021

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Gigatonne bomb

My microwave, a bomb consisting of enough pressure to crack earth into shards.

I think we now need to test gigatonne bombs as i turned my microwave into a gigatonne bomb... megatonnes are obsolete

by Cody5050 April 11, 2023

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Fave Bombing

Fave Bombing is a deviantart term which is referring to an activity done by many users on the website DeviantArt. Fave bombing is when you favorite a piece of art or literature without giving a reason why you actually like it.

"Someone just started Fave Bombing my stories, they didn't give a reason why they favorited it at all..."

by Unusual Hufflepuff Wizard February 7, 2017

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